Saturday, 22 May 2010

Love you birthday girl!

My dear friend,

You have always been there through the good and the bad. You have held me close and given me so much. I want you to know that you can always count on me. That I will always be there. And that, if you get lonely, I'll catch a plane if I have to to hold you close to me.

Happy 18th birthday. You may be an adult but you will always be a little girl to me.

I love you sister.


Tuesday, 18 May 2010

Who cares?

And who cares if you miss the 18th birthday of someone who loves you.
Who cares if she needs you there.
Who cares if it's the last birthday we will spend together.
Who cares if we don't see each other again in a long time.
Who cares that it is goodbye.
Who cares about these last three years.
Who cares about all the good times we had.
Who cares if she suffers.
Who cares if she cries.


PS. Don't worry sister, I will always care.

Sunday, 16 May 2010

Because I love love love quotes :)

You know what?
Fuck beauty contests.
Life is one fucking beauty contest after another.
School, then college, then work...
Fuck that.
Fuck the air force academy.
If I want to fly, I'll find a way to fly.
You do what you love,
and fuck the rest.

-Little Miss. Sunshine

I guess its because i can't help but to remember everything. I mean, you see somebody and you think about all they've ever said and done. The good and the bad. It all comes back to you, and it feels so right and hurts so bad all at once.

I love you.
In a really really big pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window, unfortunate way that makes me hate you love you.
So pick me, choose me, love me.
-Grey's Anatomy

I had this guy leave me a voicemail at work, so I called him at home, and then he emailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell, and now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies.
It's exhausting.
-He's just not that into you

I hope you like these random quotes :)


Friday, 14 May 2010

For contemporary pseudo-intellect-neuro-hypochondriac people

They say that every day we have to eat an apple for iron and a banana for potassium. Also an orange for vitamin C, half a melon to improve digestion and a cup of unsweetened green tea to prevent diabetes.

Every day you have to drink two liters of water (yes, and then pee,which takes twice the time it took to drink them).

Every day you have to take one  yogurt to have 'L. Cassei Defensis' which nobody knows what the hell it is, but it seems that if you do not take a million and a half every day, you start to see people blurred.

Every day an aspirin to prevent heart attacks, plus a glass of red wine, for the same. And another white, for the nervous system. And a beer, which I do not remember for what it was. If you take everything together, even if it gives you a stroke right there, do not worry as you'll probably not notice.

Every day you have to eat fiber. A lot of fiber, until you get a sweater defecate. You should have four to six meals a day, light ones, not forgetting to chew each mouthful a hundred times. Calculatingi, only eating you loose like five hours.

Ah, after every meal you should brush your teeth, that is: after the yogurt and fiber brush your teeth, after the apple brush your teeth, after the banana brush your teeth ... and so long as you have teeth, not to mention spend floss, gum massager, mouth rinse with Plax...

You better extend the bathroom and put the stereo, because between the water, fiber and teeth, you're going to spend several hours a day in there.

We must sleep eight hours and work another eight, plus the five that we used to eat, twenty. You have three left, provided that there are no unexpected situations. According to statistics, we see three hours of television. Well, you can't anymore because every day you have to walk at least half an hour.

And you have to take care of friends because they are like a plant: you have to water them daily. And when you go on vacation too, I suppose ..

Furthermore, you should be well informed, so you have to read at least two newspapers and a magazine article, to verify the information.

Ah, you have to have sex every day, but without falling into the routine: you must be innovative, creative, renewing seduction. That takes time. And even more if it's tantric sex!

We must also make time for sweeping, washing clothes, dishes, and even more if you have a dog or any otherpet ... Children?!

So, when I count it gives me about 29 hours a day. The only possibility I can think of is to make more of these things at once, for example, you shower with cold water with yout mouth open so you can drink 2 liters of water.

As you leave the bathroom with a toothbrush in your mouth you make (Tantric)  love standing to your partner, who meanwhile looks at the TV and tells you, while you sweep. "Do you have a free hand? Call your friends .. And your parents! Drink your wine (after calling your parents you will need it). Your partner can give you the yogurt with the apple while he or she eats the banana with the fibre, and tomorrow you change. And, thank God we already grew, otherwise we would have to have also a daily bottle of milk.

Uuuuf! I only have two minutes left! I'm leaving now because between the yogurt, half a melon, beer, the first liter of water and fiber and the third meal of the day, I do not know what I'm doing but I need a bathroom urgently. Ah, I will also take the toothbrush...

Hope you enjoyed this crazy email I received =).


Monday, 10 May 2010

Because we're all broken enough to be humble

I am not confident.
I know I am smart, but not in the ways that count.
I read people much better than books but I never have the words to explain my findings.
I'm only as funny as I feel,
And I do not think I'm pretty.
I sometimes walk with my head down.
My posture is terrible.
I think horrible things about people and I let my emotions get the best of me.
I'm really not as nice as I'd like to be,
Or as innocent as you'd think I am.
I am a perfectionist.
I am a contradiction  to everything I want to stand for.
I'm a big dreamer with little motivation.
I am really no good at all on my own.
But I am analytical with myself.
And I don't understand how anyone could ever be cocky or proud when they are aware of all the disgusting things that they think and do but no one knows.
We're all broken enough to be humble.

(Unfortunately, not my words)


Saturday, 8 May 2010

Masochism and just plain human weirdness

Tonight I slept at my friend's house and we spent the night talking. You know, five girls together...That is a lot of talking. And she told us about her and her perfect boyfriend with which she's been for three years and they love each other to pieces and they make everyone jealous because everyone wants what they have. And she had, somehow, made up a problem in her mind which made both of them really sad.

Which got me thinking.

I know, weird,huh?

Have you ever realised that people can't be too long happy? They are incapable of accepting that there is nothing wrong. It almost seems as if they enjoy the sufferment that comes with the problems. Like they crave it. Pure masochism, if you ask me. But it seems to be true, at least from my perspective. We create these ridiculous problems in our head which don't exist. And we cry, and we tell our girlfriends, and we eat chocolate...All for nothing, because it is not there.

It's like we sabotage our lifes.

And really, if we could get rid of all our internal dramas, we would be so much happier. Maybe it's because we take life to seriously, I don't know.

Or maybe, we just get bored of doing always the same thing.

However, even when you know this, it's stillhard to tell your mind to just stop it already.


Thursday, 6 May 2010

A long time

Dear readers,

I am so sorry! I have been missing for a long time, haven't I? It is so sad because I love writing on my blog, and reading your comments and blogs, and now I will never be able to catch up with everything. However, I am back, and I will continue reading. And I will continue writing.

Hopefully you will continue listening :)

I don't know why I left this wonderful world. I suppose I just have been lazy lately. You know when you don't want to do anything at all? Well, yes, that was me.

However, it is time to wake up, especially as my exams are getting closer and closer!

This is my last year at school and I can't stop thinking about how I'm not going to see so many people again. People I've fought with, people I've disliked, yes, but people I've grown up with after all.

Maybe I'm too nostalgic but I already miss it and the year isn't over yet.

But what is going to be the hardest is saying goodbye to two of my girls, whom I love to pieces. The fantastic four will be broken and yes, we'll talk and see each other, but it will never be the same.

Yes, as Europe said, it's the final countdown.

And I can't help but shiver at the thought of loosing my small, imperfect world.

After all, it's been a long time.